fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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