so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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