I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
we should paint friendship bongs
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