I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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