have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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