butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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