Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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