You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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