so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize