I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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