Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I deserve this hangover.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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