What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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