Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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