I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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