Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city