She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life