Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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