Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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