Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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