rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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