I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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