I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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