My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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