he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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