You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm lost and stupid without you.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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