so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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