I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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