trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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