Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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