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talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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