she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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