Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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