16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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