found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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