they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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