how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Green mimosas i think yes
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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