: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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