why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Randomize
