I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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