A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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