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what if I'm pregnant?
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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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