Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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