At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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