have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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