i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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