ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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