is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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