have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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