Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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