I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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