She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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