The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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