Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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