I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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