"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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